Coley's

Wood-Fire Meats & Provisions
[ DEPLOYING TO WILLIS, CONROE & MONTGOMERY CO. ]
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LIMITED PIT REAL ESTATE. I do not crowd the meat, and I do not rush the fire. Once the grates are full for a specific date, the books are closed. First funded, first smoked.

[TIMING]: Required fire lead times vary by individual cut. Please review specific menu item parameters.
I. Routing Details
II. The Smokehouse
THE COLEY STANDARD: All meats are wrapped in unbleached butcher paper, rested properly, and hauled in insulated faux-Cambros. It arrives slicing-hot.
Pick Your Poison
Required execution style for all pit meat.
Texas Brisket
Trimmed tight, oak smoke, rested.
1/4 Cut (2-3 lbs) [?] [24h] $75
1/2 Cut (5-6 lbs) [?] [24h] $140
Whole (10-12 lbs) [?] [24h] $260
Smoked Turkey Breast
Boneless, wrapped and finished in butter.
1/2 Breast [?] [24h] $45
Whole Breast [?] [24h] $85
Smokehouse Bologna
The Prime Rib of BBQ. Scored and caramelized.
1/2 Chub [?] [8h] $30
Whole Chub [?] [8h] $55
Heavy Cuts & Links
Rich rendering, heavy bark, snap casings.
Short Ribs - Pork [?] [8h] $45
Rack Ribs - Beef [?] [8h] $85
Whole Pork Shoulder [?] [24h] $65
Texas Sausage Link [?] [6h] $6
III. Pit Veggies
Volume Veggies & Sides
Wood-fired batches to complete the pit run.
Smoked Pit Queso (Quart) [?] [4h] $25
The Potato Sack (6-Pack) [?] [4h] $25
Sweet Corn Bundle (6) [?] [4h] $20
Vidalia Onion Sack (4) [?] [4h] $15
Smoked Cabbage (Halved) [?] [4h] $10
IV. Pit Sweets
Smokehouse Desserts
No ovens. Executed directly on the grates.
PRO TIP: Pair any Smoked Fruit Filling with Smoked Cream Cheese for a $1 combo discount!
Sweet-Rub Smoked Cream Cheese [?] [4h] $15
Smoked Peaches [?] [4h] $12
Smoked Blueberry [?] [4h] $12
Smoked Blackberry [?] [4h] $12
Smoked Cherry [?] [4h] $12
Smoked Apple Filling [?] [4h] $12
Wood-Fired Cinnamon Apples (4) [?] [4h] $20
Cast Iron Smoked S'mores Dip [?] [4h] $20
[PROVISIONS]: $0.00
[HAUL_SURCHARGE]: $0.00
[CARD_FEE (3%)]: $0.00
[FUNDS_DUE]: $0.00

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